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Episode S03E13
Street Smarts

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Translation and Revision:
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There is nothing better than a good
park run, right Maurice?

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As...

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If you...

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I knew.

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I won the race.

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Firstly, Mort,
it wasn't a race.

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When we exercise,
we all win.

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And secondly,
I'm the King, so...

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This health story
It's killing me.

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Can we call it a day?

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What?
No pilates?

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No. And you will walk to the zoo
by your own feet.

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But we just got here
and there are so many things to see.

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Kittens!

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Stray kittens!

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-As?
-Kittens! Kittens!

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I hate kittens.

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That stupid dog
Do you think we are felines?

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This is not the best time
to discuss the issue.

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Oops, I missed the kittens!

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-Run!
-Kittens!

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I'll get them,
kittens!

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He is reaching us!

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Mort, hail your king!

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Poor Mort!
How can you?

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Don't worry, I have a plan
to resolve this.

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<i>Smiles are like daisies.</i>

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<i>Launch one and dozens will follow.</i>

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Oh, Lunacorn,
you are so wise and right!

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How are you? We need
of a cute new guy.

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And this one fits like a glove.

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Ringtail, I've already lost my way
after the "how are you".

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Was that your big plan?

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A huge dog
in the park he caught Mort.

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A huge dog.
Really huge!

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Sad Eyes
in a dog danger?

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Let's act, boys.

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Wait, wait, wait.
It is not necessary for them to act.

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I already have a better plan.

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A cute new guy.

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Private! The first hours are
vital in a rescue mission.

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I can't waste another minute
with Ringtail nonsense.

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You can count on me,
Skipper.

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There's yours
new cute guy.

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But what the hell is that?

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Sad Eyes? Are you
playing with this beast?

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Hi, penguins.

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This is my new
best friend, Elmer.

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He plays and drools a lot.

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Thank you, little friend, you are
the best friend I ever had.

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Much better than the old one
half a hole I had once.

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At first I thought the little friend
it was a dirty, smelly kitten.

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But it really isn't.
It's a...

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Well, it's a...
little friend.

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All is well then. It's good that
you two are having fun.

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But we left for
"find and rescue".

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Now that you've finished "locating",
It's time to "rescue".

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Goodbye, Elmer.

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I will miss you,
little friend.

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This doesn't need to be
goodbye forever.

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-Serious?
-And even?

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Of course, you can program what
humans call "recreation."

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Recreation?

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It's when children play together
so that your stressed mothers

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then they can talk like adults
for more than 2 damn minutes.

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They are very stressed.

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I like recreation!

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-Recreation for tomorrow?
-Closed!

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Recreation tomorrow!
Recreation tomorrow!

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I have a better idea.

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Recreation today!

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We have a fugitive.

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Okay, new cute guy.

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Here's how things work.

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Maurice prepares
vitamins,

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while you try
caress the real feet,

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and inevitably fails
when I kick you.

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Our! Maurice is the one who always
prepare vitamins?

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Exactly, that's my job,
every day.

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The Lunacorns say:

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"More of life will enjoy,
when the service shares."

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I'll make the vitamins.

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Hold on! So who will
try to caress real feet?

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Maurice?
He's not even cute!

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He's right,
Beauty is not my thing.

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Well, you're cute,
King Julien.

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Cute?
I am incredibly adorable!

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Have you noticed
in that fluffy tail?

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Okay, so you should
caress Maurice's feet.

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Okay, leave it to me.
And I will give you the best caress...

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-Wait, what?
-I like this new guy.

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He is a true innovator.

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My readings
dog sniffer say...

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There is probably a
design failure.

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This is mine and I'm not sharing it.
My! Did you hear?

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Hey, it's you.
How are you?

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Moon cat!

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Again, as I didn't come from the Moon,
You can call me Max.

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Lunar cat, it's a happy one
accident of fate

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that our
paths cross.

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-Serious?
-Of course.

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We want information
from a friend on the street.

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A huge canid
named Elmer.

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We will pay you
for your services.

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Well, you saved the
my life, thank you very much.

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And what kind of cat would I be?
if you missed the opportunity

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to get rid of one
Flea-ridden mutts?

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Now, if you want to find a dog,
you will have to think like a dog.

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They need to be a dog.

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Profiling
of the culprit, classic.

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Everyone on all fours on the floor!

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By the heavens...

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Remind me to come back here to
seek my dignity.

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Somewhere close
from a fire hydrant, in an alley,

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behind a restaurant,
preferably Chinese.

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Dogs love it
sweet and sour pork.

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"Wong's Favorite Garden"
on 28th Street, you will find it there.

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Excellent work,
moon cat.

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Sit down, boy!

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Maurice, you left mine
favorite fan on the floor!

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Now he's broken,
because of your stupidity...

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King Julien, as the
Princess Self-Esteem:

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"Please be alert when speaking,
words can hurt."

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Okay, fine,
But this idiot...

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Using kind words,
tell me what the problem is.

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Maurice, left mine
favorite fan on the floor.

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-AND?
-Now he's broken!

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-Why?
-I stepped on it.

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So you're the one who broke it.

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Well... yes!

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Technically.

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So what do you have to say
for Maurice?

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I am really sorry?

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What happened?

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-Apology accepted.
-Ready. Now it's better.

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Come on, jump,
little friend.

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I'm tired.

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I don't want to play anymore
to be chewed.

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Do you want to know
the holey sock?

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There's our target.

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We definitely went after
of the right cat.

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I have my moments.

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Okay, we'll need
of 11 kilos of C4,

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a Sherman tank
and a giant tube.

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You will attack him
again?

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That's what we know how to do, right?

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No, guys, no.

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The brute force
it will only make him run away.

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You have to attract him to
away from your little lemur friend.

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On all fours!

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Think like a dog.
What does a dog want?

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-A bone?
-Too obvious.

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-Old shoes?
-Very disgusting.

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That too
it won't work.

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I'll keep it.

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For purely purposes
of research.

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Come on, guys.
Let's think like dogs.

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What does a dog do
lose your head?

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Get so crazy to the point
of not thinking about anything else?

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What are you looking at?

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-It's not working.
-Insist, soldier!

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I'm a cat!

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It is me.

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A milk licker,
who plays with balls

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and that he hates mice.
CAT. Cat!

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Hey, are you a cat?

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Kitten!

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Kitten! Kitten!
Kitten!

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Come on, Sad Eyes!

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Goodbye, sock.
It was a pleasure to meet you.

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We talk!

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Keep in touch!

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Little friend!

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Run, Max,
run!

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Don't think about the fish
that they gave you.

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Don't think when
saved his life.

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Don't think about the fact that they
be your only friends.

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Did I have to think about that?

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Was that your ass?

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That's one brave mooncat.

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It's true when
the Lunacorns say:

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"Work becomes fun,
when done jointly."

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At least it rhymes, otherwise
I would do without this nonsense.

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It's still dirty there.

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I don't like this new guy
cute guy and his radical ideas.

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I want Mort back!

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King Julien!

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Death?

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I'm at home!

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Thank you for the sacrifice,
young Private.

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It was a pleasure, Skipper.

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Do you know what
the Lunacorns say?

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No, I don't know,
Private.

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And I intend to continue
without knowing.

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moon cat,
you will not be forgotten.

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21-shot salvo of fish.

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How horrible!

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Guys, I love it
those fish of yours.

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Max, weren't you eaten?

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No. Before Elmer chewed me up,
we started talking.

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It turns out we have
a lot in common.

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We are both from the street and
we both need a friend.

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So Elmer doesn't care
for the fact that you are...

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A lemur!

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It's what I am.

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I thought he
it was a kitten.

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Elmer, the goofball.

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Max says he's a lemur,

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and once it's a lemur,
He is an expert in things...

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Lemurs!

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It's good dog logic,
Elmer.

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Don't ruin this.

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Max is my new
best friend.

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It comes from a place
called Madagascar.

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That's right, big guy.

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Madagascar.

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